The cosmos has witnesses

Close Encounters
of the Zodiac Kind

Had a sign-related run-in that still makes you laugh? Send us the story. We’re collecting the funniest cosmic close calls from real life.

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Tell us what happened, which sign was involved, and how the stars made their presence known. A little detail makes a great story even better.

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